I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
..........
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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