Just cropdusted the office
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
Blood and glitter go together right?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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