therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
I feel like a squirrel prepping for the winter on dollar beer nights.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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