what if I'm pregnant?
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Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
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He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
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Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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