My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Holding your hair back while you puked wasn't a choice. I was handcuffed to you.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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