I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
He made me eat donuts off his dick. donuts, jen. DONUTS.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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