it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
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but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
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he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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