normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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