Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
That's when you crack a 10am beer
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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