Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
The girl behind me at the dollar store said couldn't wait to get her permit, then requested a pregnancy test. God I love being home.
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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