brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
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I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
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I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
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