Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
Randomize
