these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
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