what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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