he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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