Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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