I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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