IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
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Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
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Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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