Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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