This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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