After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
He confessed to putting dry erase marker dots on my vibrator to keep track of when I "electronically cheated" and then passed out.
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I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
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That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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