Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
How was the party? Lets put it this way: "He wants her dick" was a factual sentence stated last night.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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