I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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