My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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