i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
The coffee and champagne are fighting over who gets to absorb the one pancake in my stomach
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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