I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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