omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
I told the cop it was my birthday and he said "happy fuckin birthday", handcuffed me and threw me in the back of the cop car.
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HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
I'm gonna make this happen. You think it would be too forward to text him my room number with turn by turn directions straight to my crotch?
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
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she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
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