But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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