two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Seeing your boyfriend, side piece, and great white buffalo, all in one night? Its a sign right?
Proceed with caution.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Randomize
