why is there a sandwich nailed to the wall
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Terrible idea I love it
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
Randomize
