Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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