k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
He graduated. He’s not my GA anymore. He’s just the 24 year old that’s helping me put a sexless marriage in the rear view mirror by exploring the Kama sutra with me
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