Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Hey do you want me to wrap up that Jack in the Box you left in my gutter
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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