Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
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He felt like a one man threesome
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
You tried to tell her that the salad was an afrodisiac then proceeded to stroke yourself with the feather duster
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
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your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
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