This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
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She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Some guy just yelled at me from his car "CLIIIIIIIIIITT"... I feel like this has something to do with last night....
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
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I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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