sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
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He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
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Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
I'm armed with nothing but $4 lip gloss gum and my phone. Ready to take on the fucking world.
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