Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
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I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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