Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
You passed out in the bathroom with the door locked. Had to take a shit in your litter box. Don't worry, your cat buried it for me.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
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