you guys were way drunker than both of me
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
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I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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