If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
the cashier wished me a happy fathers day while i bought condoms
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
you pushed her into a kiddie pool and knocked out her front teeth... and you still managed to get laid. what. the. fuck.
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
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