Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
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She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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