I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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