Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
My Vagina smells like Nemo again.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Fixing to yell "you're too hot for her" at a Gerard butler look alike. There is absolutely no way this is going to end well...
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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