it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I received a text promising me sex if I drove to Memphis this weekend. Too bad for my penis that we're watching zombie movies and playing cards.
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
So... Sorry we took your wife to the strip club last night... And sorry we bought her that lap dance... I think you're getting closer to your dream of a threesome, though.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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