It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
There's never a time that i stay at this apartment that when i wake up in the morning and sit outside to smoke a cigarette that i don't feel ashamed of myself.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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