She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
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