Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I know her cup size but not her name....
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