A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I told her you were a premature ejaculator. She nodded and said "Really? Wow, how long's he been a Pilot for?"
you are both the best and worst wingman ever.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Please tell me I didn't help an old woman shave her vagina last night. Please.
That's the least of the fucked up shit you did last night dude.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
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