My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
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