Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
So much rum. So many feels.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
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