He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
When are your genitals available?
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
tell me about the fingering
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