Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
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