I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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