You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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