well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
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