My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
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Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I'm over my straight phase. They all turned out to be idiots and none of them got me off. I'm going back to hot girls with strap ons.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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