so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
Randomize
