I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
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