your room smells of hookers.
And success
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That's how twitter works, right?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
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